This was originally meant to be uploaded to twitpics, but I could not log in? (Not another DoS I hope?)
Just a comments on Jon Faine's conspiracy theory (I thought you didn't entertain them Jon) about the Twitter DoS, Denial of Service Attack, being commercial interests trying to exploit and commercialise the net!!
The best comment on the Twitter DoS attack comes from Sighmon
Friday, August 07, 2009
Sunday, August 02, 2009
IF about to modify
Saturday, July 18, 2009
Sunday, July 05, 2009
IF in a shaky situation

Suddenly, it dawns that more than one Alvin is required to change the light bulb
For Illustration Friday's topic shaky
Saturday, April 18, 2009
Monday, April 13, 2009
Sunday, March 29, 2009
IF :: blessed with inner poise
Sometimes Lila wishes her inner poise was not just in her dreams.
For Illustraion Friday's Topic Poise
For Illustraion Friday's Topic Poise
Monday, March 23, 2009
On Extreme Energy Saving
Alvin starts to believe every hour should be earth hour
Sunday, February 22, 2009
In memory of the innocents
It is not the time yet to open the book of blame and recrimination,
it is still a time of grief and mourning and practical help for the victims,
those who lost loved ones and houses in the bushfire tragedies in Victoria's Blackest Saturday.
For illustration friday's topic instinct
Thursday, January 29, 2009
IF counting the heat
The heatwave conditions in Southern Australia
are turning Alvin into a thermopile
For Illustration Friday's topic counting
Sunday, January 18, 2009
Thursday, January 01, 2009
Saturday, December 27, 2008
Friday, December 26, 2008
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
IF :: you hear voices
For illustration Friday's topic voices
Lila and Alvin have decided to be responsible, in the light of the world finacial crisis and global warming and stay home, not holiday in Europe, (ok that's how Alvin described it to Lila), so they are getting a lesson in the little known stress of babysitting other people's pets.
Thursday, October 02, 2008
The making of packed properly

My technique to make these cartoon has changed enough, since I last let you into my secrets, that I should just review the changes. First and most importantly I tend to created the specific figures, and other objects, as hand drawn sketches to suit each cartoon. (Rather than trying to use a library of shapes). I still might drawn different figures and things seperately. I then "ink in" with any felt pen I can find, colour doesn't really matter as i just digitise this in black and white. Next I use Corel Trace to convert the shapes into vector drawn shapes and then corel draw to manipulate those shapes... for example, colouring rescalling rotationg and adding the "standard layout". Generally I can get from pencil concept to final drawing on the blog in half an hour or less. Just a longish coffee break!
If you haven't noticed I am also doing some "quickie" cartoons in a simple layout for twitter pics (look down on the left hand column). These cartoons are meant to be mostly for my twitter friends, supposed to be highly relevant and I keep them very simple so the time from concept to upload is 15 minutes or less (ie a true coffee break creation) and explainable in 140 charcaters of text (or less)
IF :: packed properly
For Illustration Friday 's topic packed
Friday, September 26, 2008
Sunday, September 14, 2008
IF we all had island dreams
Sunday, September 07, 2008
IF living in clutter
For illustration friday 's topic clutter
Sunday, August 31, 2008
IF memories
for illustration friday topic memories
Sunday, August 10, 2008
IF under false pretenses
For Illustration Friday's topic sail
Saturday, August 02, 2008
Sunday, July 27, 2008
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
On looking deeper at TiVO
Alvin decides to look at the features and fine print before he orders his next tech toy, this time.
No ripped music library, no picture library, no ability to swap content with your PC or iPod etc. only 160Gb of HDD space which will allow you only 20-30 hours of HD content and apparently they will be releasing it without any capability to transfer to external hard drive short of a PAID firmware update. To add insult to injury, can you believe they will actually display advertisements while you fast forward? ...see MyEPG for more detailsBut the real bitter pill to swallow is the Channel Seven TiVO cartel's attempt to make it illegal to use a published TV guide to information to record Free to Air television shows (other than using their device); and yes, the current copyright conditions are easily interpreted to include using the newspaper for the purpose of programming your VCR! Hang on aren't the rights to broadcasts licensed from us, the public (ok its through government licences, no TV stations or hardware manufacturers owns the broadcast space, it is not their property, and stange how there is no mention of legality of recording free to air broadcast, just that you are infrigining copyright if use a guide to know when to do the recording)
So if you want to do something about it now before it too late write to your local politician, write to the newspapers, discuss it with your friends, or get involved
Sunday, July 20, 2008
Friday, July 18, 2008
Saturday, July 12, 2008
Friday, July 11, 2008
Alvin gets his IPhone
Alvin contemplates his new 3G toy ... and joins all the hype.
But the cost of actually using it as a web phone hasn't dawned on him yet.
Tuesday, July 08, 2008
going mobile

Since Alvin loves technology, why shouldn't this blog/cartoon go mobile friendly, staring with a QR code to say hello and get you directly here with only a click or two.
If you have a mobile phone with a camera and web access you can find out how to scan the code with your mobile here.
Thanks to MOJI-Q for the nice QR code
Wednesday, July 02, 2008
as IF ...
The Victorian government is playing hardball threatening to make protestor group "your water your say" pay court costs, but what about the current residents?
For illustration friday's topic fierce
Sunday, September 09, 2007
If only i had a parachute
for Illustration Fridays topic Momentum
This is the rework of a very early sketch of alvin, using photo of clouds to enhance the idea of falling. It is also my first blog post using window's live writer
Saturday, August 18, 2007
IF I were captain
Monday, June 11, 2007
only IF it suits

for illustration friday's topic suit.
Wednesday, May 16, 2007
IF he has purchased a lemon

Alvin comtemplates his new hybrid car.
For llustration friday topic citrus
This cartoon marks a slight change of software (paint.net & corel draw) and a new format that will fit perfectly onto your PSP (play station portable)
Sunday, April 29, 2007
The making of "Remember"
Its been a while since I wrote up how alvin & lila are created, its quiet unique so I thought I might re-tell the story as a kind of graphic "HOW TO"
1) I think the the hardest part of cartooning is getting the motivation and ideas. I don't sell any meet the people cartoon so this is a private whim and I can afford to only sketch them when I have time. I find illustration friday is a great way to motivate yourself and get a basic theme, this weeks was remembering . Next I like to listen to music while seeking inspiration, so I type the theme into search box in tunes (or whatever your media manager is) then listen to those tunes. I also like using last.fm.
The idea about men never remembering to put the toilet seat down is not mentioned in anything I listen too by the way!
2) Next I get out my meet the people folder, which is one of those commercial spiral bound folders with lots of clear plastic sleeves, into which I have, over time, inserted lots of cut outs of alvin & lila's body shapes and other common things I might use in a cartoon illustration. Often I have to draw a new item specific to the cartoon, like the toilet, in this case
3) Next I assemble the cartoon. Using cut outs means I can play around with position and adjust gestures and postures of the main characters. This can make all the of difference between boring (the way you first assemble or draw things) and something interesting and dynamic, which may be only the slightest elongation of stretching of change of angle, that gets the composition to gel. I them place this on my scanner bed [The photo shows things face up when of course they will be face down, but that would be boring to photograph].
4. I use corel trace and import the image directly from my scanner using the acquire settings. I convert the bitmap to Black & White and then do Perform Trace By Outline, which generated the shapes as line work for corel draw
5) In corel draw I add colour and text. I also now have a small library of template for such things as standard layout and speech bubbles and also text annotation already in the colours and fonts I want to use. These helps me maintain a stylistic commonality without having to worry about it and save time.
6) Finally when I am happy with the layout I export the image to a jpeg file, and upload it to this blog and that's it!
1) I think the the hardest part of cartooning is getting the motivation and ideas. I don't sell any meet the people cartoon so this is a private whim and I can afford to only sketch them when I have time. I find illustration friday is a great way to motivate yourself and get a basic theme, this weeks was remembering . Next I like to listen to music while seeking inspiration, so I type the theme into search box in tunes (or whatever your media manager is) then listen to those tunes. I also like using last.fm.
The idea about men never remembering to put the toilet seat down is not mentioned in anything I listen too by the way!
4. I use corel trace and import the image directly from my scanner using the acquire settings. I convert the bitmap to Black & White and then do Perform Trace By Outline, which generated the shapes as line work for corel draw
5) In corel draw I add colour and text. I also now have a small library of template for such things as standard layout and speech bubbles and also text annotation already in the colours and fonts I want to use. These helps me maintain a stylistic commonality without having to worry about it and save time.6) Finally when I am happy with the layout I export the image to a jpeg file, and upload it to this blog and that's it!
IF :: He will ever remember

For Illustration friday, topic remember
Also why not check out the making of remember post, its a graphic how of my technique.
Saturday, April 21, 2007
IF everyone worried about polar warming
Sunday, January 14, 2007
Saturday, January 06, 2007
Friday, January 05, 2007
on the true meaning of allen keys

Alvin discovers the secret "s" shaped shaped hexagonal length on silver metal intended to warn all blokes never to try to assemble the contents of this flat-pack yourself, but alas it is to late!
Sunday, December 03, 2006
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